The Elias Rankings sniff glue

Some gems from the recently released Elias Rankings

2006-2007 Final Rankings of American League Designated Hitters, First Basemen, and Outfielders RANK PLAYER
9 Raul Ibanez 84.557 A
10 Grady Sizemore 84.430 A
11 Travis Hafner 83.529 A

2006-2007 Final Rankings of American League Second Basemen, Third Basemen, and Shortstops RANK PLAYER
1 Michael Young 89.286 A
2 Miguel Tejada 87.500 A
3 Robinson Cano 85.714 A
4 Derek Jeter 85.119 A
5 Mike Lowell 84.857 A
6 Alex Rodriguez 84.000 A

2006-2007 Final Rankings of National League First Basemen and Outfielders RANK PLAYER
3 Carlos Lee 90.337 A
4 Ryan Howard 88.667 A